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Hurray! MMM Nigeria is Back

After going for a one month break, we are glad to inform you that MMM Nigeria is back, bigger and better. The founder of MMM Nigeria Sergey Mavrodi announced this few minutes ago via a post on thier website.

According to him people can now start getting help (GH), however, he noted that there will be a daily GH request limit and members with small PH amount will be attended to first before members withe big PH amount.

 

See below, the full text of the announcement.

Share your thoughts with us on the comment section.

 

We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we”re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we”re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It”s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they”ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don”t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we”ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it”s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we”re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We”re the ones setting the limits, so it”s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we”ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it”s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I”d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

12 Things Only MMM Nigeria Participants Can Relate To

The team at MMM Nigeria office has compiled 12 Things Only MMM Participants Can Relate To. Enjoy the list below.
1.When you heard this MMM thing everyone was talking about but you did not understand. So you become disgusted whenever you heard MMM like:

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Every time MMM, someone cannot hear word again.

2. When they try to explain to you how the onwers of MMM make thier money.

I am not understanding

3. When you finally heard that people are making millions from the MMM thing, you were like:

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I cannot go and come and carry last.

4. When you finally signed up and offered help for the first time, you were crossing your fingers, hopeful like:

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5. It’s almost 48 weeks after you’ve requested to gt help and you haven’t gotten your alert yet. So you were like hey God, don’t do me like this.

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Don’t do me laik duzz. Who sent me message?

6: Now this is you to all those haters that said it wouldn’t pay:

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7: To show everyone that you have hammered, you gotta dress like you’re living the life:

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They don’t know nu’in. Giiiiiii them.

8: When somehow asks “why do you do this MMM this sef, there’s no point”. You’re like:

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Can you not see?

9: When you are on bus and you overhear people discussing MMM and laughing at those who engage in it, and how gullible they are. So you overlook like:

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I don’t know what y’all are talking about mahn.

10: When the person who was supposed to provide help to you upload a fake teller on your PO

fake-pop

11: When everyone keeps saying MMM would crash but it never does:

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Can’t allow his children to suffer.

12: When you and your friends finally buy your rides from your MMM gains, so you stunt on ‘em hoes like:

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Which of these pictures do you relate with most?

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MMM Nigeria: Online Consultants Wanted with Good Salary

MMM Nigeria: Online Consultants Wanted with Good Salary

We are looking for PROFESSIONAL consultants and oerators of Call Center department to fill our online consultancy staffing. We are doing online advertising attracting possible participants and once after their consultations with you they have decided to register, you will register them under you.

Consultants will receive 450 dollars fixed salary rate per month for a 6 hour work schedule. On top of this fixed salary rate, consultants will enjoy flexible system of bonuses as well. Firstly, 10% referral bonus from those you have consulted and registered. And besides that you will receive leader bonus for contributions made by the members whom your referrals had invited.

So consulting is one of the best way to start a Guider’s career. Consultants will have the advantages in applying for Guider’s School. We are recruiting ordinary participants of our Community only.

If you are active, responsible and willing to develop in our community — don’t hesitate to fill the form to apply and answer the questions under it!

We will check your communicational skills and train it in the best way!!!

Please apply using this form: https://goo.gl/4jmDYD